[audio // @jackwynand56] third transmission. [locked to everyone but angel]

[belowthesea]

Uhhh.

[Why can't he ever sound natural on the network. He clears his throat, and speaks in that deep, authoritative voice with the tone of a frightened child.]

How do you... mm.

[You can do it, Jack. You already went through the trouble of learning how to filter posts.]

I wanna... ask. A girl. Something. How do I... do that.

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audio: un:TheOtter

[of_bokthersa]

What exactly are you trying to say to the lady?

[belowthesea]

[There is a LOT of radio silence, because Jack can't even formulate the words.]

....y'know....

I wanna ask her... on a- date.

[of_bokthersa]

What's a date?

[belowthesea]

[...He was not expecting that question. Uhhhh...]

It's... you know, you take a girl out and... do something fun. Together. Like- movies. Or a carnival. Y'know, like a... romance. Thing.

[Stunning explanation.]

[of_bokthersa]

I've no idea what any of those things are. If you want to spend time with someone it's best to ask.


Or are you pining from afar and unable to approach?

[belowthesea]

[Where is this guy from that he doesn't know what movies and carnivals are??

Not that Jack can really judge, but. He's going to.]

She's- a friend. I just don't wanna... overstep.

[of_bokthersa]

[Bet Jack has never been on a romantic heist or a three-year-long honeymoon in the snowy mountains. Everyone has their thing.]

I don't see how asking a friend to spend time with you would be overstepping boundaries.