audio; citharede

[citharede]

[ Hello, network, have someone imitating the sound of a modem in the most high-pitched and annoying way possible. Higher pitched and a more perfect imitation than it would be if Athena wasn't THINKING THE SOUND VERY AGGRESSIVELY. She's not happy about these circumstances!!!

A pause. ]

Hey, this thing on?

Because this whole situation sounds like total bullshit to me.

[ And, as her unspoken thoughts catch up to her: ] Fuck I hope it's bullshit, this is so stupid, I have a fucking calculus test on Thursday!

I think I'm going to puke.