Audio; UN: The Fastest

[doubled_speed]

Okay, so, I know what they said when I woke up in the middle of a Space Pod or whatever, but are we sure this isn't just a mass hallucination? Because seriously, you can't say that my luck is this terrible. I did NOT escape a cosmic horror creature thing to get snatched here on the way to a damn IHop or something.

[Bitter? Yes, the young man definitely sounds bitter, and frustrated.]

Or is this just, I don't know, some sort of computer based simulation that Ultron's using to take people's energy as batteries. Like those Matrix moves. Those were terrible, just going to say it. Totally faster than a bullet, and they don't make those wavy trails in the air. It's a single continuous distortion, sort of shaped like an extended disc or something, except rounded all around it.

Which sounds stupid now that I've said it out loud. But seriously, you can trust me on what bullets look like in flight in slow-motion.

[He is particularly offended by how some things are presented in slow motion in movies. What? He actually gets to see those things at accurate relativistic time and all that.]

Also, coffee. Where can I get good coffee. And noodles. I need to refuel.