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[littlegreyarea]

Shouldn't there have been, like, maybe a waiver of some kind to link my brain to the internet? Like, I get that lots of people like to make jokes about my generation being addicted to our phones but this is-this is crazy. This is completely crazy. Who wants this? This is two steps too close to becoming a cyborg, no offense to cyborgs, but I didn't volunteer to have my mind hijacked? Like. Thanks for the assist, but the assist isn't wanted? This is definitely not wanted. So very not wanted. I'm only using this right now because what other choice do I have? There are zero other choices. All technology can be hacked.

Can someone come take it out? Nobody needs to be inside my head. I don't like being in my head! Nobody else should have access to it. What if I, like, fall asleep on this side of my body, and I start talking in my sleep??? This is a serious invasion of privacy that I didn't even get a Terms of Service for that I could pretend to read just to hit accept and I would not accept this. This is...

[ok. he's not panicking. he's not panicking. this is not the panic you think it is. deep breaths, parker, you can do it. in for two out for two.]