1: It's nasty boy revenge time. (video / @jasonstevenson feat. @dodger)

[snowjoke]

[ Jason had enough, this dog form was annoying. He is now running around everywhere holding a large thin stick. He's waving it around like a weapon in the search for the asshole who did this to him.

He tries to bark as he does so but it's muffled and he ends up dropping the stick, hitting the brakes to pick it up again before bolting with the power of nervous energy. He's looking to see if there's anyone who knows where Loki was or if they can change him back so he can kick his ass.]

Goddamn it... Jason, four more days! Can you behave for FOUR DAYS?

[Dodger skids into the frame and picks Jason up by the armpits; since Jason is about knee-high on all fours, his paws are dangling an inch above the floor.]

Put that down. Now.

[ That stumble really fucked him over. Dodger lifts him into the air and he wiggles around limbs flying everywhere as he tries to whap him in the face with the stick. He swings his head wildly while whining. He will not behave right now, he's pissed.

And yeah, Dodger's strong, but he can't hold onto a weasel dog for much longer. The video ends with the stick hitting the side of Dodger's head, Jason falling to the floor and a loud:]

FUCK-

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[smokedout]

Does it matter?

[That's sort of an answer to both questions, but mostly the god one.]

Mutants - you know, superhumans. [He switches to video for a moment, just to snap his fingers and show off the flames that spring up from his skin, before swapping back to audio.] He's from my world, and usually he looks human.

[snowjoke]

[He is fucking adorable but so horribly awkward. He's dropped the stick, revenge will come in a bit, he needs a small nap.

As he's called cute he lets out a few short barks. How sweet.]

[blindpuppet]

Do I look like someone who knows how to take care of a dog?

[Seriously dude.]

[blindpuppet]

Oh? You understand.

[Interesting.]

I guess that means you're being difficult on purpose. [Sounds like fun.]

[threshes]

Ya can have some of my flask, I suppose.

[gristle]

Yeah of course I do!

[Bev doesn't think Loki would.]

[smokedout]

You took pretty good care of me.

[What does that... even mean.]

[thegrifter]

Yeah. In my experience, it's a hell of a lot easier to kill a guy who thinks he's a god.

[He blinks.]

Yeah, sure kid. I know what you mean. Seem 'em all the time. [His expression, though, suggests otherwise.] You sure you're human? Completely?

[smokedout]

[He's a little surprised - he's still not used to humans who haven't met mutants, and people tend not to react to his powers - but the only sign of it is a quiet laugh.]

I said he looks human, never said he was.

[He sees it as a point of pride that he isn't human; normie humans have never been on the best of terms with him, and he doesn't see much use for them.]

No mutants in your world, huh?

[blindpuppet]

I'm not doing that to a dog.

[Her reply is automatic and spoken in an even tone that also makes it evident that she's not taking his remark seriously.]

And I think he likes you.

[snowjoke]

[He was and wasn't, fueled by rage but also he's tired and out of fighting spirit.

He gives her a short bark as a small answer, He's glad that he's not being made fun of currently for being a dog, or the mistakes he walked into.]

[blindpuppet]

[Enis doesn't really care that he's been turned into a dog. It's kinda cute though she's never been known for liking 'cute' things.

Her lips tug into a rare smile at his answer.]

Good. Someone should give Dodger a hard time.

[She's such a supportive friend.]

[snowjoke]

[That does truly make Jason happy. He gives some louder yips in excitement. Dodger deserves a hard time now and again. He skitters and is in general high happy spirits.

When he's normal they should hang out. ]

[smokedout]

[He just laughs it off, though there's a note of genuine affection that probably shouldn't be there.]

We've known each other a while. My boss picked him up off the street back home, had me in charge of making him useful to society.

[blindpuppet]

[Enis feels herself smiling as her affection for Jason grows a little bit more. He really is cute like this.]

I'm glad you agree.

I do feel like I am talking to myself some.

[It's an odd feeling.]

[blindpuppet]

This sounds like a story that should be shared over whiskey.

[Guess who has a mostly full bottle!]

What does that even mean? Making him useful to society.

[smokedout]

You're right, it is a whiskey sorta story. [He offers her a crooked grin.] Is that an offer?

[He isn't answering the question, not until he's got a drink in him.]

[blindpuppet]

It can be.

[She moves shifts the view so that he can see the bottle of whiskey sitting on her bed in the dorms.]

[snowjoke]

[IT was kinda a onesided conversation. He barks an answer running in a small circle in agreeance. He can understand but it's not really like he can reply or ask any questions himself.

It was nice for them to bond a bit even if he was a dog at the moment.]

[smokedout]

Choice. Just don't let Tinder know you're supplying me.

[This is public, Dodger...]

I'll meet you over there as soon as I get this dumbass under control.

[And then this thread got moved into Enis's inbox so we don't spam Jason's post.]

yay moving

[blindpuppet]

I don't think one drink is a supply.

[Seriously, it's not like she's sneaking him shit regularly.]

[blindpuppet]

[They should talk again when he isn't a dog.]

You're cute.

Stop by if you ever want company.

[thegrifter]

Not born that way. We got human/alien hybrids with crazy powers like that.

[He shrugs.]

[snowjoke]

[They should, it seems like they could be good friends.




He gives a short happy bark with a small twirl.]

[blindpuppet]

I am going to take that as a yes and hang up.

[At least she's forward about it.]