[Kelson has NO idea how obnoxious Tommy can be when he wants to be. Wait until the first time he does a running prank. Then you can be truly annoyed.]

Oh thank whatever powers that be that... well, be. Because now I can say this.

If you wanted to kiss my ring, though, I'm always down for that.

[He chuckles and shakes his head on his side. Oh well. He does get serious after a moment, because miracle of miracles, he can.]

Seriously, though. Fourteen even remotely the normal age for thrones in your world or time or whatever?