It's all Alex can do to just flop over onto her stomach on the sofa and shove her face deep into a pillow before she just screamed for a second. Okay, it was slightly over dramatic but being as Richard 'I may have had a flair for the dramatic' Strand was currently using the words 'phone sex operate' she felt more than a little bit entitled to match him drama level for drama level.

She's never going to live this down. Ever.

And she's just going to keep laying like that for a moment in hope that the Sphere just takes pity on her and swallows her whole.

Any time now. Any time.