Voice. un. Fuckingfabulous

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So these assholes expect us to vote? Cute. Bring on the goddamned campaign promises. Where's my soda in the drinking fountain?

[Not that he actually wants soda in drinking fountains, he's just being a prick.]

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[flammablepitch]

Coffee?

[fuckingtragedy]

Iced or hot?

[flammablepitch]

Iced. Hot would just be stupid.

[fuckingtragedy]

Then we're not looking to horribly scald unsuspecting passersby...

[flammablepitch]

Was that what we wanted to do?

[fuckingtragedy]

Well now someone's mentioned coffee. It seemed the logical path to follow.

[flammablepitch]

I could make that happen if that's what you want.

[fuckingtragedy]

I want the pop in the bubbler, to be perfectly honest.

[flammablepitch]

We're the only ones in our dorm. We could do whatever we want.

[fuckingtragedy]

Baz! Is that a come-on? I'm shocked and flustered.

[flammablepitch]

It wasn't, but it can be.

[fuckingtragedy]

Seduction succeeded.

Have you voted yet? I'm asking this Wanda person if she'll do the bubbler thing for you, but she seems unconvinced of its importance.

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I voted for that Strand guy. He seems bitchy enough to get shit done.

[fuckingtragedy]

A sound basis for success in public office.

[flammablepitch]

How often have I gotten shit done by being a little bitch?

[fuckingtragedy]

Often enough, but your bitchy exterior belies a soft, sweet, gooey center.

[flammablepitch]

Only when against you annoying stubbornness.

[fuckingtragedy]

Annoying now, is it?

[flammablepitch]

Annoying, but cute.

[fuckingtragedy]

Like a dog.

[flammablepitch]

If you're a dog then I've got problems.

[fuckingtragedy]

We knew that already.

[flammablepitch]

That you're a dog, or that I have issues?

[fuckingtragedy]

You've got me there.

I miss being able to respond to messages in GIF format.

[flammablepitch]

It's been a wonder on your vocabulary.

[If he were there, he'd kiss Simon's nose to emphasize his teasing.]

[fuckingtragedy]

[Simon snorts out a short little laugh.]

There are some sentiments that can't be expressed without a chicken attacking a kung-fu toddler, though.

[flammablepitch]

I can't imagine what would require such a picture.

[fuckingtragedy]

[Have a short video clip of Simon wiggling his eyebrows up and down.]

[flammablepitch]

[It makes Baz laugh.]

Don't be adorable.