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[unknownmoirai]

Oh um... hello everyone.

I apologize. I haven't... exactly done this before. I am... that is... people call me Inësa. I've been here for a little while and I wasn't sure what I wanted to do here but I think I've figured it out. I'd like to open a small shop and make clothes.

[She pauses and then continues.]

I can design them based off of a description or simply mend clothes for right now. It will be a slow start but Gyda is going to assist me. She also likes sewing.

I have some sketches of some idea's. If anyone is interested. Please let me know.

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[doubled_speed]

I don't know. Man, it isn't for me, it's for the guy I'm living with. Don't really know him. Don't know if Kree have specific symbols or whatever. I'll see about that, and sizes. I should know sizes, right? Damn, didn't think of that.

[unknownmoirai]

That would be useful.

Maybe ask him to come see me? I can measure him and get all the information that I need.

[It isn't the kind of think that she thinks can be a surprise... unless Tommy knew his friends measurements.]

[doubled_speed]

[Yeah, that's probably the best plan. He'll have to figure it out.]

I'll see what I can do. Where should I send him?

[unknownmoirai]

I'm working out of my home right now.

It's 302.

[doubled_speed]

Roger. I'll see about maybe getting him over there sometime.

[unknownmoirai]

I'll look forward to it.

It will likely take me a few days. I hope that's alright.

[doubled_speed]

No problem at all. First I've got to figure out how to get the guy to put more clothes on. The public doesn't need that chest.

[unknownmoirai]

Does he not like clothes?

That seems odd.

[doubled_speed]

Yeah, aliens man. They are fucking weird.

[unknownmoirai]

If an alien is someone not from Earth, then that would mean I'm an alien too.

[There is a brief pause as she looks down at what she's wearing.]

But I wear clothes.

[doubled_speed]

I mean he's Kree, and they're just strange.

[That isn't a good explanation at all. But he lives with it. Because he wants the guy to wear a shirt.]

[unknownmoirai]

Would it be alright if I asked him more about the Kree?

[She really knows nothing about the world.]

[doubled_speed]

I mean, yeah, go ahead. I mean, you don't want to deal with the Kree in general, they're pretty bad in general. But I guess he's not so bad.

[unknownmoirai]

I'm confused... I thought this was your friend.

[doubled_speed]

We live together. I mean, he arrived in my bed. And he works with my team. But he's not always been good. It's complicated, you know?

[unknownmoirai]

I'm not sure I understand.

I'm sorry.

Don't you have separate beds?

[doubled_speed]

No. There's one bed. It's big. I came back from coffee and he was there. Shirtless. He needs shirts.

[unknownmoirai]

I share a room with someone but there are two beds.

If it bothers you I'm sure it can be changed.

[There are a lot of empty rooms too.]

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[garbagemarvel]

Please don’t listen to him. We barely know each other.

[unknownmoirai]

Do you not need a shirt then?

[Since that's really what her message had been about.]

[garbagemarvel]

No, thank you. I found clothes in my room. Tommy is overreacting.

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[garbagemarvel]

Tommy.

[doubled_speed]

Yanno, usually when people shout my name like that, I've gotten a lot out of the situation and they're typically followed by a 'you're amazing'.

Unless it's Billy. Then I'm in trouble. This is the latter, isn't it?

[garbagemarvel]

[yup.]

The Kree are not bad. I know there’s been some unrest in your dimension between the Kree and the Skrulls and it’s spilled into your planet on occasion, but that’s not how it is in all dimensions.

[#notallkree]

You can’t judge an entire race - especially one that is superior in nearly every way - based on a single experience.

[doubled_speed]

See first, that superiority complex is sorta part of the problem. Fuck, you sound like Gramp Mags when you talk like that.

And second, the first time I met Kree, they were trying to kidnap and forcefully conscript Teddy. And when we said no, they shot K'lrt and then almost started a damn war over him. And yanno, the other Kree I ran into during the whole hero civil war thing was sorta a mess.

[Listen, he isn't outing you for being said Kree. So it's an improvement.]