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[The sound is definitely a scream, loud and sharp for a long moment before a child’s voice, lacking in Max’s normally deeper tones come across:]

What the fuck. What the fuck. This cannot fucking be happening. God, fuck this entire fucking place. I hate it. I hate it!

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Life's just terrible for you, isn't it?

[There is not an ounce of sympathy in his voice.]

Asshole, I will end you.

Can you even reach?

[He's practically cackling now.]

You’d be surprised what I can reach given proper motivation.

[yeah. It’s a threat.]

I'm terrified. Truly.

[Then he can't contain himself anymore and cracks up laughing.]

You fucking should be. Come over here and say it to my face.

[Cause then you'll be a fucking kid too, asshole.]

Also if I were you, Ivar I wouldn't push your fucking luck. I've already banned one asshole from the Black market. Sure as shit don't mind making it two.

No thanks. I prefer to stay right where I am and laugh.

[It's only the mention of being banned from the black market that finally gets him to take the situation with a bit of seriousness.]

Jeez, way to not have a sense of humor.

This is my fucking nightmare. Why the fuck should I have a god damn sense of humor?!

Most things in life you can either laugh or cry about them. As for me, I have found tears take too much time and energy.

You are walking a fucking line, Ivar.

I usually am. [Just ask his siblings. Alright, he's finally done with actually laughing.] Honestly, if you're this pissed off, go break something. That always makes me feel better.