seven | video; un: j.doe (it's some kind of joke).

[bamboozlement]

[jason doesn't do video. ever. and yet, this is his username - and someone who is definitely not jason on the feed, staring at herself in the mirror with an expression of complete bewilderment:]



I don't know which answer I'm gonna like better, but I'm gonna ask anyway ... Is everyone else seeing this, or is it just me?

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[unbreakable_king]

I very much do see this, and truly, it is a very beautiful view. It is a pleasure to meet you, my dear. Rhy Maresh, at your service.

[bamboozlement]

[welp, that answers that question.]

OK, pal, unless your service includes a way to turn me back into my normal rugged, manly self, you are barking up the entirely wrong tree.

[unbreakable_king]

Is that tree equally as fetching as this?

Alas, I know no magic like this. Otherwise I would give myself to your service.

[bamboozlement]

Tell you what, soon as I get turned back, you can be the first to let me know just how fetching i am.

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[garrrr]

What are you talking about exactly?

[bamboozlement]

i’m not a woman. you see a woman, right?

[garrrr]

Yeah.....

That's weird.

[bamboozlement]

no kidding sherlock, why do you think i'm up here talking about it?

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[11calls]

[Uh oh.]

Not just you, I'm afraid.

[bamboozlement]

I was afraid of that. [deep sigh] D’you know if anyone else has this particular problem at the moment?

[11calls]

Me, a couple of other people. Richard.

[bamboozlement]

You didn't get turned into a guy though, right?

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[minus1twin]

[She inspects the user name and then the image that's sent to her.]

I see a woman.

What am I supposed to be seeing?

[bamboozlement]

Not a woman - a guy. A very Jason-shaped guy.

[minus1twin]

[Wand has to bite her lower lip to stop herself from smiling.]

No. Sorry. I don't see a Jason-shaped guy.

I could look closer?

[bamboozlement]

[ ... wanda did you really just.]

Y’know, I will call your bluff. Don’t think I won’t.

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[ferrokinetically]

Anything special we should be taking note of?

[bamboozlement]

The fact that I'm suddenly a woman, maybe?

[ferrokinetically]

I don't see anything special about that. Just means you got lucky.

[bamboozlement]

Not gonna argue with you about that, it's just a bit unexpected, seeing as how I wasn't trying to suddenly switch into a lady.

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[hardtimeasking]

When did that start, Jason?

[This? This is a confused and concerned Dick Grayson]

[bamboozlement]

Uh ... now? I'm pretty sure I would've noticed if I'd been turned into a woman earlier. Not really the kinda thing that's easy to miss.

[boy howdy, if artemis could only see him now.]

video; un: TheFunOne | backtags like a BOSS

[morethanatrickster]

[He's smiling, possibly sultry.]

My my, Jane. You are ravishing.

backtags are always good!!

[bamboozlement]

Oh, that is not as funny as you think, Larry. When I find out who's behind this, they're getting a very strongly worded letter from me.

[sure, that sounds just like jason.]

[morethanatrickster]

Oh? And what shall the missive contain?

[Oh but it is, Jason. It really, really is.]