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[cacophonish]

[ Here's a YOUUUUTH, drunk off of moon-themed cocktails, laying back on a park bench, a red cloak spread out beneath him. It's totally at odds with the rest of his outfit: ratty jeans, a Hawaiian shirt, and a leather bomber jacket. But damn it, he's rocking the Lil Red Riding Hood look all the same.

And he's singing, eyes closed, seemingly to himself. Just, y'know, tipsy and enjoying all the celebration and revelry going on. ]

Under blue moon I saw you... So so~ooon you'll take me... up in your arms, too late to beg you, or cancel it though I know it must be: the killing time. [ He smiles dreamily, exhaling. ] Unwillingly mine...

[ Now he opens his eyes. It's harder to seem all chill and laid back when he's actually looking at... whoever the hell this message is for. There's a haunted look in his eyes, and his smile seems forced, almost a grimace. It's the smile of a hostage trying to assure their would-be rescuers that everything's fine! ]

Hey, whoever the werewolf is, can you come and bite me already? [ He makes a face, wrinkling his nose, as if really thinking on it. ] That's how the game's played, right?

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[ihadstrings]

[That gets an amused laugh out of Ultron. It kind of reminds him of something Tony would have said.]

Believe me, if I had the ability to turn myself into a Lamborghini, I would've done it by now.

[cacophonish]

It would be pretty cool...

[ This is so surreal. Then again, he woke up in a fishbowl under the sea, so there's not a lot that can faze him for long right now. So Jeff will just... talk to the robot like he's just another person. ]

You're not, like, a Terminator, are you?

[ A sassy Terminator. ]

[ihadstrings]

Please. Do I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger? [There's a brief moment, and when he speaks again, there's a humorous tone to his voice.] I'm more like SkyNet really.

[Ultron, that's the very opposite of saying something that will be reassuring to hear!]