voice un: nemesis

[wasinnocent]

I know everyone's busy with their pointless democratic process in a place none of us belong, but I have a completely unrelated warning to throw out there. I've lost something and some of you may end up running into her.

[ She pauses for a second. ] Her name is Bjart. We found an egg a while ago and she hatched from it. We've tried to find information about what she is or why she was here, haven't been too successful there but we've kept her safe and isolated until now. But someone fucked up their tricks and now she's...well, [ she sounds almost sheepish here. Almost. If Charis could sound that way. Instead it just comes out as slightly unsure with an underlying current of forced sarcasm. ] we're not sure where she is.

[ Another short pause. ]

So, if you run into a glowing blue dragon, her name is Bjart. She'll probably try to eat you. Just run away and contact me or Loki. We'll come get her.

[ Another pause and then her tone is a lot more serious. ] But if anyone harms her, you'll deal with me. And a goddess of vengeance is never forgiving. [ So please don't hurt her child. ]

Enjoy your political games.

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audio un:pnwsalex

[11calls]

Wait. Seriously?! A glowing blue dragon?!

[wasinnocent]

Yeah, looks celestial. She's usually pretty calm, but she hasn't been exposed to many people.

[11calls]

How long have you guys been keeping this secret?

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[gadaboutdetective]

An uh— an actual dragon? And it’s—

[A pause, he’s been having a hard time with a very specific word for some reason and it’s very frustrating. Thanks, Loki.

He squints for a moment before waving his hand and moving on.]

It’s loose? And large enough to eat a person?

[He isn’t even going to address the idea of hurting it, he’s both a pacifist and a walking twig that could easily be snapped in half. So that’s very unlikely...]

[wasinnocent]

[ She shrugs casually like it's somehow not a big deal at all that a dragon is on the loose. ]

She could eat several people. [ A beat ] Usually we bring her food.

[gadaboutdetective]

Excuse me, uh— did I hear that right? Several people??

[This sounds a whole lot more serious than her casual tone suggested.]

What even did you feed it before?

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[morethanatrickster]

[Thankfully, they aren't together, because that means she can't feel exactly what he's feeling.

And that is to say that, her using the word 'blue' tells him his spell was unsuccessful, and that the fact that Bjart is free-]

How could that have happened?

[Oops?]

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[wasinnocent]

It was your shit that came undone. [ So clearly you did something. ]

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[morethanatrickster]

I...that's true, yes.

[Damn.]

I'll go look into what could have gone wrong. You're the empath. Can't you...track her or something?

voice. un; garbageman

[badimpression]

[This post sounded hardcore boring at first, and Richie had almost entirely tuned out before it hit the good part.

He's so glad he didn't.]

Are you serious? You're not fucking with me? An actual dragon?

[wasinnocent]

Very serious. She's just a child though.

[badimpression]

Alright, but a kid dragon is still a dragon! How big is this thing? We talking shiny? Fire-breathing?

audio: marshes

[gristle]

You guys have a real dragon? Like an actual one? Where have you been keeping her here?!

[wasinnocent]

One of the abandoned domes. Loki was supposed to keep it hidden.

[gristle]

Why would you keep it hidden? That’s dumb. Hidden shit always finds a way of coming out.

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[minus1twin]

[Wanda releases a heavy sigh.]

I'll help you find her. I can likely keep others safe while not hurting her. Do you know where she might go?

Would she look for you?

[wasinnocent]

She's young and curious, so she's probably exploring. I think she'll head to places with people and smells.

[ She pauses for a second. ] I'm sure she'll look for us eventually, but curiosity beats safety for now.

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[toivory]

[Great. Just great. Another dragon running around to deal with. You would have expected all of those to be left in Westeros, but no. There's a dragon here. A hungry dragon. And Sansa knew just how much they could eat.

She's already irritated when she responds to Charis' message, but she keeps her voice level.] What exactly did you expect to do with the dragon once she got too big? And for her to eat?

[wasinnocent]

[ Charis doesn't particularly look bothered by Sansa seeming irritated. Or by the situation in general. Whether or not that's just an act is up for debate. ]

We have no idea how big she'll get. She's not exactly you're typical dragon. Besides, our main concern was keeping her safe from humans who would inevitably be stupid about her existence.

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[of_bokthersa]

Has she learned to speak yet?

[He's already going out to look for her, he just needs to know a few things.]

[wasinnocent]

[ She arches an eyebrow. ] Should she have?

Voice. un. Fuckingfabulous

[flammablepitch]

Anyone stupid enough to go after a dragon deserves to be eaten. I might know a few spells to put her to sleep so you can get her to safety easier.

[wasinnocent]

I'd agree with that. But inevitably someone would get eaten here and then turn against her. [ Despite it being their fault. ] Thanks. If we find her and she's too frightened I'll let you know.

[fuckingtragedy]

If you need a pair of wings to catch her, you know where to find me.

[wasinnocent]

Thank you. Have to say I'm pleasantly surprised by the offers to help her out.