Audio | UN: SpeedofThought

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Anyoneknowhowtoknit?

[Wait, no, he's talking too fast, isn't he? Dammit. Tommy curses under his breath in several languages and then breathes deeply.]

Does. Anyone know. Howto. Knit?

[Ugh, he hates it when he gets hit by these moods.]

Got insomnia and allthatshit. Need my handsandmind busy. Back home I'd go running. Or work waslike building stuff. Hands and brain busy.

[And if he doesn't have something to distract him, he was going to vibrate so much something might explode.]

Comments

[harrythelizard]

Do those things mean a lot to you?

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Yeah. Family and a pet? Totally.

[harrythelizard]

So, maybe that's what the Sphere does, it...gives us things that mean a lot to us.

[doubled_speed]

That's an interpretation. But I didn't have a Sloth back home.

[harrythelizard]

Or things that will mean a lot to you. Also, it has jokes.

[doubled_speed]

It has jokes?

[Tommy hasn't heard jokes.]

[harrythelizard]

Yeah, Speedster wants a pet, The Sphere gives him a sloth? That's comedic genius.

[doubled_speed]

Wow you're sorta a dick.

[harrythelizard]

Maybe, but you have to admit it's funny.

[doubled_speed]

No, I really don't.

[harrythelizard]

Spoiled sport.

[doubled_speed]

When you're funny, I'll laugh.

[harrythelizard]

I'm hilarious. It's not my fault it goes over your head.

[doubled_speed]

Looks like you think you're witty too.

[harrythelizard]

Sure, at least occasionally.

[doubled_speed]

Good news. This isn't one of those times.