Audio | UN: SpeedofThought

[doubled_speed]

Anyoneknowhowtoknit?

[Wait, no, he's talking too fast, isn't he? Dammit. Tommy curses under his breath in several languages and then breathes deeply.]

Does. Anyone know. Howto. Knit?

[Ugh, he hates it when he gets hit by these moods.]

Got insomnia and allthatshit. Need my handsandmind busy. Back home I'd go running. Or work waslike building stuff. Hands and brain busy.

[And if he doesn't have something to distract him, he was going to vibrate so much something might explode.]

Comments

Voice: Ben.Solo

[havethestrength]

I could teach you to meditate.

[doubled_speed]

You've met me, right? Or seen me? Like, SERIOUSLY would not work.

[havethestrength]

Swordplay?

[Sorry Tommy, not with the lightsaber.]

[doubled_speed]

I like swords. That coudl be fun.

[havethestrength]

I should be able to find some practice swords.

[doubled_speed]

So gonna kick your slow moving butt

[havethestrength]

I think you're underestimating the power of the Force.

Voice: un. defrag

[blindpuppet]

I could give you a to-do list.

[doubled_speed]

PLEASE.

[blindpuppet]

I can probably come up with a few hours of work but I'd need a bit of time to occupy all your time.

You are fast, in case you've forgotten that.

[doubled_speed]

Not sure I'll need all of my time taken up. Just a bit should do.

[He just needs to get out of his head.]

Fastest person here. By a lot.

[blindpuppet]

Okay. Let me know how much time you need taken up.

I'm making a list for Detective Dumbass too. That boy needs help.

[A beat.]

You like dogs right?

[doubled_speed]

As much as you can manage. And... While I'm not overly fond of them, I don't hate them.

[Dogs and how he was kept, you know.

voice; un: vegas

[architector]

After the fiasco with the Sphere, I've been meaning to shake off a bit of the rust, if sparring is more your style. I'm afraid knitting never fell into my purview. I could teach you how to construct miniatures, if you've a mind.

[doubled_speed]

I, uh... Don't know that it's a good idea. Because I never learned to properly fight.

What are miniatures?

[architector]

There's never a bad time to learn.

They're akin to models. Back home, I have a Scottish village, complete with a working steam train that occupies a room that I've made by hand. It's a hobby.

[doubled_speed]

[Okay, now he's intrigued.]

You make little people and places?

[architector]

Yes, as well as lakes, cave systems. It takes a great degree of focus and attention to detail, though.

[doubled_speed]

Teach me.

voice; un: CheezWiz

[harrythelizard]

I've never been a knitter, but...guitar lessons?

Re: voice; un: CheezWiz

[doubled_speed]

Guitar lessons huh? Interesting. I don't know if I'd have an ear for it, but I'd try.

Re: voice; un: CheezWiz

[harrythelizard]

I didn't either when I first started. Honestly, it was just therapy for an injured hand, but I got pretty good at it. [If you like House of the Rising Sun]

[doubled_speed]

What happened to your hand? If it's cool to ask. Which I already did.

[harrythelizard]

Oh, sure. Fire. A lot of it. Split second decision, blah blah. I had a shield bracelet I'd enchanted to block the physical. Until it was blistering my hand, it'd never really occurred to me to account for heat.

[doubled_speed]

DUde, you always have to account for heat output. Molecules gonna vibrate man.