Audio | UN: SpeedofThought

[doubled_speed]

Anyoneknowhowtoknit?

[Wait, no, he's talking too fast, isn't he? Dammit. Tommy curses under his breath in several languages and then breathes deeply.]

Does. Anyone know. Howto. Knit?

[Ugh, he hates it when he gets hit by these moods.]

Got insomnia and allthatshit. Need my handsandmind busy. Back home I'd go running. Or work waslike building stuff. Hands and brain busy.

[And if he doesn't have something to distract him, he was going to vibrate so much something might explode.]

Comments

[doubled_speed]

The who? Wait, that's one of Billy's comic book characters.

[harrythelizard]

Yeah. He can run so fast he can move through time.

[doubled_speed]

Uh, that sounds gross.

[harrythelizard]

I mean, it was a whole, multi-book crossover event, so yeah, probably pretty gross.

[doubled_speed]

Dude, i'm not the twin who reads comics. Please tell me literally nothing more.

[harrythelizard]

I can agree to that.

[doubled_speed]

Anyway, guitar?

[harrythelizard]

Yeah...I wonder if there's anywhere like a pawn shop around here. We'll need some instruments, but it's not like we need concert quality stuff.

[doubled_speed]

I'll probably have to hit up the black market.

[harrythelizard]

Really? Nobody sells instruments around here?

[doubled_speed]

Not that I know of. Last guy who asked had to go to the blackmarket.

[harrythelizard]

...it's a sad day for freedom of expression when guitars are black market product...

...wait. The Black Market's a place?

[doubled_speed]

The Sphere doesn't have a lot of things. And it's more a.... person.

[harrythelizard]

A person who has no taste in music, apparently.

[doubled_speed]

Wow that's a good way to make sure you don't get anythign.

[harrythelizard]

Hey, it gave me my staff, so...that was cool, right? That means we're cool.

[doubled_speed]

It did? Huh. Only ever gave me Speedy and a picture.

[harrythelizard]

Do those things mean a lot to you?

[doubled_speed]

Yeah. Family and a pet? Totally.

[harrythelizard]

So, maybe that's what the Sphere does, it...gives us things that mean a lot to us.

[doubled_speed]

That's an interpretation. But I didn't have a Sloth back home.

[harrythelizard]

Or things that will mean a lot to you. Also, it has jokes.

[doubled_speed]

It has jokes?

[Tommy hasn't heard jokes.]

[harrythelizard]

Yeah, Speedster wants a pet, The Sphere gives him a sloth? That's comedic genius.

[doubled_speed]

Wow you're sorta a dick.