1: It's nasty boy revenge time. (video / @jasonstevenson feat. @dodger)

[snowjoke]

[ Jason had enough, this dog form was annoying. He is now running around everywhere holding a large thin stick. He's waving it around like a weapon in the search for the asshole who did this to him.

He tries to bark as he does so but it's muffled and he ends up dropping the stick, hitting the brakes to pick it up again before bolting with the power of nervous energy. He's looking to see if there's anyone who knows where Loki was or if they can change him back so he can kick his ass.]

Goddamn it... Jason, four more days! Can you behave for FOUR DAYS?

[Dodger skids into the frame and picks Jason up by the armpits; since Jason is about knee-high on all fours, his paws are dangling an inch above the floor.]

Put that down. Now.

[ That stumble really fucked him over. Dodger lifts him into the air and he wiggles around limbs flying everywhere as he tries to whap him in the face with the stick. He swings his head wildly while whining. He will not behave right now, he's pissed.

And yeah, Dodger's strong, but he can't hold onto a weasel dog for much longer. The video ends with the stick hitting the side of Dodger's head, Jason falling to the floor and a loud:]

FUCK-

Comments

[smokedout]

You could say that.

[There's a scratch on Dodger's forehead that wasn't there before, and it's absolutely from Jason's claws.]

I don't even know where he found a stick, he didn't bring it in from his walk.

[blindpuppet]

He might have found that stick and hidden it in your pod. I've been told that's something dogs do.

[Enis is totally not laughing at you... okay, maybe a little.

This is very amusing.]

And what would you call it?

[smokedout]

I'd call it getting a dog dumped in my lap without anyone asking if I had time to deal with it, for the third fucking time in a row.

[You can say no to dogs, Dodger.]

Sure you don't wanna take him?

[blindpuppet]

Do I look like someone who knows how to take care of a dog?

[Seriously dude.]

[smokedout]

You took pretty good care of me.

[What does that... even mean.]

[blindpuppet]

I'm not doing that to a dog.

[Her reply is automatic and spoken in an even tone that also makes it evident that she's not taking his remark seriously.]

And I think he likes you.

[smokedout]

[He just laughs it off, though there's a note of genuine affection that probably shouldn't be there.]

We've known each other a while. My boss picked him up off the street back home, had me in charge of making him useful to society.

[blindpuppet]

This sounds like a story that should be shared over whiskey.

[Guess who has a mostly full bottle!]

What does that even mean? Making him useful to society.

[smokedout]

You're right, it is a whiskey sorta story. [He offers her a crooked grin.] Is that an offer?

[He isn't answering the question, not until he's got a drink in him.]

[blindpuppet]

It can be.

[She moves shifts the view so that he can see the bottle of whiskey sitting on her bed in the dorms.]

[smokedout]

Choice. Just don't let Tinder know you're supplying me.

[This is public, Dodger...]

I'll meet you over there as soon as I get this dumbass under control.

[And then this thread got moved into Enis's inbox so we don't spam Jason's post.]

yay moving

[blindpuppet]

I don't think one drink is a supply.

[Seriously, it's not like she's sneaking him shit regularly.]