1: It's nasty boy revenge time. (video / @jasonstevenson feat. @dodger)

[snowjoke]

[ Jason had enough, this dog form was annoying. He is now running around everywhere holding a large thin stick. He's waving it around like a weapon in the search for the asshole who did this to him.

He tries to bark as he does so but it's muffled and he ends up dropping the stick, hitting the brakes to pick it up again before bolting with the power of nervous energy. He's looking to see if there's anyone who knows where Loki was or if they can change him back so he can kick his ass.]

Goddamn it... Jason, four more days! Can you behave for FOUR DAYS?

[Dodger skids into the frame and picks Jason up by the armpits; since Jason is about knee-high on all fours, his paws are dangling an inch above the floor.]

Put that down. Now.

[ That stumble really fucked him over. Dodger lifts him into the air and he wiggles around limbs flying everywhere as he tries to whap him in the face with the stick. He swings his head wildly while whining. He will not behave right now, he's pissed.

And yeah, Dodger's strong, but he can't hold onto a weasel dog for much longer. The video ends with the stick hitting the side of Dodger's head, Jason falling to the floor and a loud:]

FUCK-

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video - un; defrag

[blindpuppet]

[Enis's face flickers into view.]

Having issues?

[She sounds very amused by this entire video.]

audio; un: thegrifter

[thegrifter]

[Cole's seen a lot of weird shit, and this is up there. He's still trying to understand exactly how this network thing...works.]

Wait. Why the fuck does a dog have an implant?

[smokedout]

You could say that.

[There's a scratch on Dodger's forehead that wasn't there before, and it's absolutely from Jason's claws.]

I don't even know where he found a stick, he didn't bring it in from his walk.

[smokedout]

He's usually a mutant.

[He's so. Dead inside.]

But someone had to go piss of a god.

[snowjoke]

[Jason has his ways, maybe he stole it, or maybe he found it out of sheer determination. All that's happening is that he's jumping around and barking around the stick waving it in frame.

He's trying to get attention but also hurry Dodger along, running over swatting at his knees.]

[snowjoke]

[He lets out a whine running around in circles before skittering to a stop. He tosses the stick to the ground and starts to bark, He barks as if Cole could understand him and he turns to just scream at Dodger before taking the stick again.

He's very opinionated and impatient.]

audio: marshes

[gristle]

How the hell did you get turned into a dog?!

audio: persephone

[threshes]

I'm guessing that the answer is no he can't.

[smokedout]

You don't happen to know how to switch him back, do you?

[There's no reason to assume she can, he's just frustrated.]

[smokedout]

By pissing off grown ups. So, uh... life lessons, I guess.

[threshes]

Nope. Not my talent wheel.

[gristle]

You don’t think he’s gonna learn do you?

Who’d he piss off?

[smokedout]

I've known him over a year, he never learns.

You met Loki yet?

[smokedout]

No harm asking... [GROAN.] Fuck, I need a drink.

[snowjoke]

[In the back of Dodger's audio there is a very loud and long screeching sound. He shall never be silenced.]

[blindpuppet]

He might have found that stick and hidden it in your pod. I've been told that's something dogs do.

[Enis is totally not laughing at you... okay, maybe a little.

This is very amusing.]

And what would you call it?

[blindpuppet]

I think he wants to play.

[Or so it seems. Enis doesn't really get dogs though she has some information about them in her data base.]

[gristle]

Yeah. I like him.

[threshes]

That I can probably help ya with.

As long as ya leave the dog at home.

[Rude mortals are not allowed.]

[smokedout]

Good. Be good to him, or he'll turn you into a cocker spaniel.

You still want that motorbike? Might have to wait 'til this one's back to being human, but I got the parts.

[smokedout]

Not sure he can drink like that anyway. I'll take whatever you can get me, though.

[He didn't think he would care too much about being cut off from hard liquor, but it turns out he cares a lot.]

[snowjoke]

[There is no time for play, there is only action.

Though he has seemed to calm down, wearing himself out more than anything.]

[blindpuppet]

He's kind of cute.

[Cute puppy.]

[thegrifter]

A mutant. Okay, pal. Let's pretend I have no idea what you're taking about.

[He pauses.]

A real one, or a powerful douchebag who says he's a god?

[He has a long-lived asshole alien trigger.]

[smokedout]

I'd call it getting a dog dumped in my lap without anyone asking if I had time to deal with it, for the third fucking time in a row.

[You can say no to dogs, Dodger.]

Sure you don't wanna take him?