1: It's nasty boy revenge time. (video / @jasonstevenson feat. @dodger)

[snowjoke]

[ Jason had enough, this dog form was annoying. He is now running around everywhere holding a large thin stick. He's waving it around like a weapon in the search for the asshole who did this to him.

He tries to bark as he does so but it's muffled and he ends up dropping the stick, hitting the brakes to pick it up again before bolting with the power of nervous energy. He's looking to see if there's anyone who knows where Loki was or if they can change him back so he can kick his ass.]

Goddamn it... Jason, four more days! Can you behave for FOUR DAYS?

[Dodger skids into the frame and picks Jason up by the armpits; since Jason is about knee-high on all fours, his paws are dangling an inch above the floor.]

Put that down. Now.

[ That stumble really fucked him over. Dodger lifts him into the air and he wiggles around limbs flying everywhere as he tries to whap him in the face with the stick. He swings his head wildly while whining. He will not behave right now, he's pissed.

And yeah, Dodger's strong, but he can't hold onto a weasel dog for much longer. The video ends with the stick hitting the side of Dodger's head, Jason falling to the floor and a loud:]

FUCK-

Comments

[smokedout]

He's usually a mutant.

[He's so. Dead inside.]

But someone had to go piss of a god.

[thegrifter]

A mutant. Okay, pal. Let's pretend I have no idea what you're taking about.

[He pauses.]

A real one, or a powerful douchebag who says he's a god?

[He has a long-lived asshole alien trigger.]

[smokedout]

Does it matter?

[That's sort of an answer to both questions, but mostly the god one.]

Mutants - you know, superhumans. [He switches to video for a moment, just to snap his fingers and show off the flames that spring up from his skin, before swapping back to audio.] He's from my world, and usually he looks human.

[thegrifter]

Yeah. In my experience, it's a hell of a lot easier to kill a guy who thinks he's a god.

[He blinks.]

Yeah, sure kid. I know what you mean. Seem 'em all the time. [His expression, though, suggests otherwise.] You sure you're human? Completely?

[smokedout]

[He's a little surprised - he's still not used to humans who haven't met mutants, and people tend not to react to his powers - but the only sign of it is a quiet laugh.]

I said he looks human, never said he was.

[He sees it as a point of pride that he isn't human; normie humans have never been on the best of terms with him, and he doesn't see much use for them.]

No mutants in your world, huh?

[thegrifter]

Not born that way. We got human/alien hybrids with crazy powers like that.

[He shrugs.]