Audio; UN - TheBetterTwin

[doubled_speed]

Dudes. And Dudettes. And people that are other than those.

Haunted House next month. Loki and I are going to do it. Part of his learning what Halloween is about. Anyone wanna help? Gonna have to figure out a good site for it, but if you think you've got useful skills, definitely raise your voices.

Because this is gonna be the spoopiest thing EVER.

Hot chocolaty milk need not apply

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[doubled_speed]

Yeah. Dad made her.

[They were replaced.]

[wasinnocent]

Touche. But I've had an exciting enough life that I don't need to make things up.

[itsnothingpersonal]

And so it comes back to the fear of the unknown. [He chuckles.] And so, we theme this attraction based on the human fear of punishment for transgression. I like it.

[doubled_speed]

I mean, that's fair. But you're definitely cooler for what all you've said.

[doubled_speed]

I'll tell you what I can about Hell. Been there. Not fun.

[11calls]

[That just makes Alex laugh.]

Okay, fair.

[gristle]

What happened?

[doubled_speed]

It's... complicated? And I'm not networking that conversation.

[Because his Mom.]

[ihadstrings]

Aaaaand I feel like we're done here.

[doubled_speed]

i mean if you can't handle it

[wasinnocent]

Thank you. I don't know how long I would have made it without being recognized as a cool person.

[doubled_speed]

I know. Your life would have been suffering if you weren't given the thumbs up as cool by the coolest person in the spheres.

[The sass is hilarious.]

[wasinnocent]

Probably would have had to resort to falling on my own swords. The shame would be too much. Just imagine how horrible it would have been for me. Two thousand years on Earth and I'd just be finding out I'm not cool. It'd be too much.

[doubled_speed]

It really would make you implode. But life is like that. Good thing I've saved you.

[wasinnocent]

I guess I'll owe you one now.

[doubled_speed]

You really do. So help with the haunted house.

[wasinnocent]

Guess you can sign me up. Gotta pay you back somehow. Plus Loki might need the extra babysitters to make sure he doesn't decide he'd like to experiment with the darker sides of Samhain.

[doubled_speed]

See, I'm not TELLING HIM ABOUT THOSE.

[minus1twin]

I can understand that.

[Wanda has spoken to Bev once before about monsters.]

But I think clowns will be easily avoided. What about skeleton's? We found a few of them below the sphere that animated. Do you think people will be scared of them?

[She thinks a haunted house should have skeletons but it might be important to confirm.]

[doubled_speed]

Skeletons would be lovely. See if we can't trap them somewhere to rattle menacingly!

They'll be terrifying.

[minus1twin]

I think I can mange that.

I'll let you know what I can find here.

[There must be halloween stories... somewhere.]

[doubled_speed]

Just promise to be okay, right? And let me know if you get into danger. So I can have your back.

[minus1twin]

Don't worry Tommy. I know.

[doubled_speed]

Good. Then, uh, well, I should get back to planning. And keeping Loki in line.

[gristle]

Okay.