Audio; UN - TheBetterTwin

[doubled_speed]

Dudes. And Dudettes. And people that are other than those.

Haunted House next month. Loki and I are going to do it. Part of his learning what Halloween is about. Anyone wanna help? Gonna have to figure out a good site for it, but if you think you've got useful skills, definitely raise your voices.

Because this is gonna be the spoopiest thing EVER.

Hot chocolaty milk need not apply

Comments

[wasinnocent]

Thank you. I don't know how long I would have made it without being recognized as a cool person.

[doubled_speed]

I know. Your life would have been suffering if you weren't given the thumbs up as cool by the coolest person in the spheres.

[The sass is hilarious.]

[wasinnocent]

Probably would have had to resort to falling on my own swords. The shame would be too much. Just imagine how horrible it would have been for me. Two thousand years on Earth and I'd just be finding out I'm not cool. It'd be too much.

[doubled_speed]

It really would make you implode. But life is like that. Good thing I've saved you.

[wasinnocent]

I guess I'll owe you one now.

[doubled_speed]

You really do. So help with the haunted house.

[wasinnocent]

Guess you can sign me up. Gotta pay you back somehow. Plus Loki might need the extra babysitters to make sure he doesn't decide he'd like to experiment with the darker sides of Samhain.

[doubled_speed]

See, I'm not TELLING HIM ABOUT THOSE.

[wasinnocent]

You aren't worried he'll look it up himself?

[doubled_speed]

Nope. Why would he? He doesn't know the word.

[wasinnocent]

What if he decides to go research the history of Halloween?

[doubled_speed]

Like this place has info on that!

[wasinnocent]

We can hope. Or else we might get something really exciting.

[doubled_speed]

I mean, I don't think he really wants human sacrifices to himself.

[wasinnocent]

I'm not sure what he wants most of the time. Pretty sure he isn't either if we're honest.

[doubled_speed]

But that's what he's got friends for. To help.

[wasinnocent]

True enough. Someone's gotta be his conscience.

[doubled_speed]

Dibs.

[wasinnocent]

You can have it. I'm sure you'd be a better conscience than me.

[doubled_speed]

Well, I'm a really good hero who has done some bad things, so I guess so?

[wasinnocent]

In my experience most heroes have done some pretty questionable things.

[doubled_speed]

Yeah, but I'm better than most heroes.

[wasinnocent]

That's some impressive confidence.

[doubled_speed]

And backed up by performance!

[wasinnocent]

Can you actually prove it though?