Audio; UN - TheBetterTwin

[doubled_speed]

Dudes. And Dudettes. And people that are other than those.

Haunted House next month. Loki and I are going to do it. Part of his learning what Halloween is about. Anyone wanna help? Gonna have to figure out a good site for it, but if you think you've got useful skills, definitely raise your voices.

Because this is gonna be the spoopiest thing EVER.

Hot chocolaty milk need not apply

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Video; un: Genesis

[ihadstrings]

Explain to me just why human beings get so rattled up by these holidays?

[He'd read a ton of literature on the subject of things like Christmas and Thanksgiving while still connected to the net, but it had never quite clicked with him why people found them important.]

[doubled_speed]

They're fun.

[Come on, Gramps, he's already had to explain things to Loki. Does he have to do it again?]

It's about... happiness. And a break from the normal. I think. I mean, I've only had about two years to celebrate shit.

[ihadstrings]

[Sorry, Tommy. You are now the designated liaison for socially-awkward villains.]

I don't think I've ever stopped to have fun. Except for trying to kill Tony and that's more of a hobby then anything else.

[doubled_speed]

[It's probably something he earned by narrowly avoiding the villain status and taking after his grandfathers.]

Okay, I know Stark sucks, but let's not consider that a hobby. Pranking him like stealing all his clothes and hanging them up in trees is totally fair, though.

So I guess I should start with explaining Halloween?

Audio; un - witch

[minus1twin]

That sounds like fun.

I'd be interested in helping.

[doubled_speed]

That sounds genius.

Uh... I don't know what your actual power entail actually.

[minus1twin]

I can move things with my mind.

[Which is probably the most useful part of her power set when it comes to a haunted house.]

[doubled_speed]

That is absolutely the coolest thing to have for a haunted house. Could really go with the illusions and me moving REALLY fast to do things!

[That's the best part. He's so excited. He's never MADE things before, not his own things. So this is awesome.]

audio; un: TheFunOne

[itsnothingpersonal]

Why not the abandoned domes? They're suitably, well, abandoned, aren't they? And such things seem to be "spoopy", likely due to ghosts.

I wonder if they're actually haunted.

[doubled_speed]

I mean, with some time I can clear away anything we don't want too, because explosions. But they would definitely create a nice spoopy atmosphere. I could gather material and we could rebuild a section to just functional enough. But some degree of break down is awesome.

Haven't seen ghosts there yet. They're where I go when I need some exploding time.

[itsnothingpersonal]

Why have I never been invited on these explosion sojourns?

That being said, how large of a facility would we like this to house. You are, after all, possessing of more experience.

[doubled_speed]

You've never asked. I wasn't friends with you when I needed them. You weren't friends with me when you needed them?

[He's taken Enis and Bev. His life is sorta weird, okay?]

I mean, we'd want multiple rooms. But multiple stories definitely isn't a requisite. I've seen places use warehouses and office spaces to section them off. So something like that.

audio; UN: Nemesis

[wasinnocent]

Had no idea Loki was interested in learning about human holidays. [ She chuckles. ]

Gotta ask though, what is spoopiest?

Re: audio; UN: Nemesis

[doubled_speed]

He seemed more interested in this one than Thanksgiving. Which makes sense. You know if we still worshiped Asgardians, he'd be the patron of the holiday.

Uh... Better than spookiest.

[wasinnocent]

Nobody is ever interested in Thanksgiving. I'm sure he'd take credit for it somehow. Can't say I know too much about modern Halloween but I'd been under the impression it was something humans made up pretty recently.

[She 100% believes it's just something he made up right now. ] Is that an actual word or one you just made up?

[doubled_speed]

I'm interested in Thanksgiving. All the food.

[Halloween is the best, and he's sorry you've missed it.]

Been around all my life. And Spoopy is a meme.

[11calls]

You know, if you wanted to add practical effects, you should talk to Richard. He debunks hauntings at home, so he definitely knows how to create more than a few of them!

[doubled_speed]

That's poutine guy, right? Dude's talented.

[11calls]

Yeah. And yeah, he definitely is. You may need to listen to a lecture on how things like this aren't real and everything, but he definitely knows his stuff!

audio: marshes

[gristle]

Really? This is gonna either be fun or a trainwreck. What about the abandoned domes?

[doubled_speed]

That's definitely a killer good idea. Because there's some structures and it's already, like, super atmosphere.

[gristle]

Abandoned places are always super creepy. And who knows what you might find in them!

[Audio; Un: dancingmoon]

[moondancing]

Can you explain this...Halloween to me? [And who would want a haunted house?]

[doubled_speed]

Apparently I'm the Halloween Ambassador.

Kids dress up as things. They go door to door. Adults give them candy. Yay.

[He's explained this so many times. Tommy's getting tired. He's rather just SHOW people, but he can't. Maybe this place does Halloween stuff. That would make life easier.]

We also do a lot of spooky things at this time of year.

[moondancing]

For what purpose? Merriment? I can see why dressing up would be fun, but I wondered if there was a deeper intention.

[He is a man who would understand staving off malicious spirits.]

Mm. I'm not good at spooky.