Audio; UN - TheBetterTwin

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Dudes. And Dudettes. And people that are other than those.

Haunted House next month. Loki and I are going to do it. Part of his learning what Halloween is about. Anyone wanna help? Gonna have to figure out a good site for it, but if you think you've got useful skills, definitely raise your voices.

Because this is gonna be the spoopiest thing EVER.

Hot chocolaty milk need not apply

Comments

[gristle]

Please. I’m way creepier than you are.

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I mean, my soul was a bit of demon, I go super fast, I make explosions, my mom and bro can destroy reality with a thought, my one grandfather is a mutant terrorist, the other a robot hell bent on genocide. I think I've got points.

[gristle]

Okay fair. But you're also nicer than I am.

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What? I'm nicer?

[He's laughing because no one ever calls him nice.]

[gristle]

Than me? Yep!

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That seems so fucking improbable. You're amazing!

[gristle]

Tommy, you're just like way more nice than me! Accept it!

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Yeah, still don't buy the premise. Because you're nice to me.

[gristle]

Your my brother, of course I'm nice to you! I'm not nice to a lot of people.

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I'm your brother?

[He got adopted? When did that happen. Huh, he... doesn't have a problem with that. Strange.]

[gristle]

Duh. Of course you are.

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Thanks, Bev. A lot. I mean, my half-sister might be jealous, but that's okay.

[gristle]

Well, I mean she'll deal if she comes.

[Yeah, that's with a grin.]

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She would. Viv is adaptable like that. Comes from the whole being a robot thing.

[gristle]

She's a robot too?

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Yeah. Dad made her.

[They were replaced.]

[gristle]

What happened?

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It's... complicated? And I'm not networking that conversation.

[Because his Mom.]

[gristle]

Okay.