Audio; UN - TheBetterTwin

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Dudes. And Dudettes. And people that are other than those.

Haunted House next month. Loki and I are going to do it. Part of his learning what Halloween is about. Anyone wanna help? Gonna have to figure out a good site for it, but if you think you've got useful skills, definitely raise your voices.

Because this is gonna be the spoopiest thing EVER.

Hot chocolaty milk need not apply

Comments

[wasinnocent]

You don't have to convince me, I believe you.

It was pretty cool. Holmes and Watson were more cool than D'artagnan, but that's just because he had complications. You'd be surprised how fast Holmes was to accept that there were aliens. He claimed he'd deduced it before he saw them transform.

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Okay, even if this didn't happen, you definitely get cool points for how creative the story is. But if it's real? Fuck you're cool.

[wasinnocent]

[She laughs.] Why would anyone make up that specific of a story?

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Don't know. Why would anyone make up Lord of the Rings?

[Touche!]

[wasinnocent]

Boredom and a too much free time.

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And we have lots of boredom and free time here.

[wasinnocent]

Touche. But I've had an exciting enough life that I don't need to make things up.

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I mean, that's fair. But you're definitely cooler for what all you've said.

[wasinnocent]

Thank you. I don't know how long I would have made it without being recognized as a cool person.

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I know. Your life would have been suffering if you weren't given the thumbs up as cool by the coolest person in the spheres.

[The sass is hilarious.]

[wasinnocent]

Probably would have had to resort to falling on my own swords. The shame would be too much. Just imagine how horrible it would have been for me. Two thousand years on Earth and I'd just be finding out I'm not cool. It'd be too much.

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It really would make you implode. But life is like that. Good thing I've saved you.

[wasinnocent]

I guess I'll owe you one now.

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You really do. So help with the haunted house.

[wasinnocent]

Guess you can sign me up. Gotta pay you back somehow. Plus Loki might need the extra babysitters to make sure he doesn't decide he'd like to experiment with the darker sides of Samhain.

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See, I'm not TELLING HIM ABOUT THOSE.

[wasinnocent]

You aren't worried he'll look it up himself?

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Nope. Why would he? He doesn't know the word.

[wasinnocent]

What if he decides to go research the history of Halloween?

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Like this place has info on that!

[wasinnocent]

We can hope. Or else we might get something really exciting.

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I mean, I don't think he really wants human sacrifices to himself.

[wasinnocent]

I'm not sure what he wants most of the time. Pretty sure he isn't either if we're honest.

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But that's what he's got friends for. To help.

[wasinnocent]

True enough. Someone's gotta be his conscience.