Audio; UN - TheBetterTwin

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Dudes. And Dudettes. And people that are other than those.

Haunted House next month. Loki and I are going to do it. Part of his learning what Halloween is about. Anyone wanna help? Gonna have to figure out a good site for it, but if you think you've got useful skills, definitely raise your voices.

Because this is gonna be the spoopiest thing EVER.

Hot chocolaty milk need not apply

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[Ultron, you gotta make your own name if you want out of the shadow of your family. Tommy knows that really, REALLY well.]

Oh come on, I look a TON like Uncle Pete. Hell, we both had a green and silver costume at the same time, once. It was embarrassing.

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Green and silver? You seriously thought that was a good color scheme?

[Someone who thought red, silver, and black as the pinnacle of coolness is judging you right now.]

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Yeah, you’re silver with no accent. Boring!

[He definitely sounds very defensive here.]

And I didn’t design my outfit. Kate did. Do you know how much work goes into unstable molecule getups with low friction factors and sturdy boots? Once ya got a good thing you don’t change often.

Except uncle Pete. He is vain.

[Pot? The kettle is calling you black.]

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Silver is classic, alright? Your costume is going to be dated within seven years.

[Isn't one of them supposed to have the mentality of an adult around here? Though it's hard to tell which one that is.[]]

You could always just run around without clothes. That's an option.

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Dude, I haven’t finished growing yet. Within seven years I will have. And can transition to a new costume if I want it. And my silver is reflective which is useful for distracting bad guys by being shiny and everywhere at speed.

You just wish you looked as cool as I do. I’ll take it out to show you sometime.

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I recommend red. It'll be like how people always think red cars go faster then ones that are other colors.

[He snorts.]

Please, I already look far cooler then you'll ever be.

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I mean, yeah, some people really have a robot kink, but I'm pretty certain I'm WAY cooler than you are.

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Keep on dreaming, kiddo.

[This is one of the few times Ultron's more childish side hasn't been to his detriment.]

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I'm the one that gets all the chicks. SO yeah, cooler.

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I'll believe that when I see it.

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WOW didn't know you're a voyeur
guess the internet really did affect you

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Eeeewwww. You've got a weird and sick mind, kid.

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biological imperatives man
and the ladies love it

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Aaaaand I feel like we're done here.

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i mean if you can't handle it