Audio; UN - TheBetterTwin

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Dudes. And Dudettes. And people that are other than those.

Haunted House next month. Loki and I are going to do it. Part of his learning what Halloween is about. Anyone wanna help? Gonna have to figure out a good site for it, but if you think you've got useful skills, definitely raise your voices.

Because this is gonna be the spoopiest thing EVER.

Hot chocolaty milk need not apply

Comments

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We're terrible at patience, though.

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I'm sure you can handle it. And wouldn't do anything permanent to Richard.

[Alex that sounds suspiciously like giving range to do something that's not permanent to your boyfriend. Which is clearly something that she realizes when she hastily adds:]

Not that I'm advocating for that or anything!

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Uh... I probably wouldn't.

What permanent things would you expect me to do? Like, I always take ideas. Temporary things I can deal with on my own.

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Yeah, really don't do anything permanent to him!. He can be an asshole, but I do love him!

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Cute.

I'll try not to break your boytoy.

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Boytoy? Come on Tommy, he's definitely not a boytoy. He's a mantoy.

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Well that's a fair point. You seem more like a mantoy kind of person. I promise not to break your Moy.

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[Alex just laughs.]

Oh god is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Nope. Just seemed a great thing to call it at the time.

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Okay fair, but still. Try not to let Loki turn my Richard into a toad or something.

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Dude, I wouldn't let Loki ruin the source of good foods. Not before I teach mom how poutine is made.

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[That just makes Alex laugh.]

Okay, fair.