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[ If the first question you have when you see Lorna is "does she spend all her money at Hot Topic?" then you're asking the right questions. She's got on an asymmetrical leather jacket with metal spikes on the sleeve, black leather pants with straps that kept her collection of metal knives secure, and bright green hair from root to tip. The green theme is one she's clearly fully on board with. Accenting the bright green hair she's also got some deep green lipstick on and sparkling green nail polish. To fully tie it all together she's also wearing a metallic green headpiece. Nobody can ever say she's not coordinated. ]

Hello fellow inmates. Since I'm brand new here I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Polaris. [ Every word she speaks is practically dripping with sarcasm and she's got an equally sardonic smile to match. ] Just wanted to see how everyone was doing in our beautiful underwater prison today. [ Because that is exactly what it is. A prison. Nobody was going to convince her otherwise without some damn impressive skills. For a moment she looks like that might be all she actually has to say. Then she leans back and folds her arms over her chest. ]

Actually, I've got a question. I've been looking through these archives and looks like some of you have been here a long time. I get it, it's got some nice amenities. Love the view. But I gotta ask, how'd you all just collectively give up on trying to find a way out? [ And with that question she does, rather abruptly, end things there. ]

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Think you could find one of those mugs with #1 sloth dad on it?

I very seriously doubt it.

Maybe I'll try and make you one. You'll deserve it.

Maybe I do. A really big one. Green with silver text.

I appreciate the dedication to green. [ A+ choices ] I'll look for one.

I'm a green magnus. We stick to our color guns and give no fucks about people's opinions.

[Which mostly means they hide it a LOT better.]

Damn right. Green and proud.

The Red Magnuses are just the most dramatic, right?

Exactly. More dramatic and less family oriented.

Woah, Wanda loves family. And Billy wants kids. It's just Grampneto that's like that.

He's the only one I know. Or don't know. Sounds like you know your worlds version of him a lot better than I do.

We went on a quest once. Me and B and Grampsneto. We picked up Pietro on the way. We were looking for Mom.

Sounds like fun family bonding time.

Not really. Gramps and Pietro aren't friendly.

Big surprise there. What's their issue?

Well, Petey doesn't approve of a lot of what Gramps has done, and has sorta made it his mission to stop Gramps from all evil.

There are worse missions to take on.

Yeah, well, he may or may not be trying to kill Gramps at any given moment?

He probably deserves it.

Well... I mean you're not entirely wrong.

I know. I grew up hearing people talk about hating my dad. [ A beat ] None of them hated him as much as I did though.

Why?

[He wants to know about the Magneto she knew of.]

I grew up in this little nothing town. There wasn't even high speed internet. [ It was awful. ] The biggest thing to happen there was a birth of a new cow. Everybody knew everybody's name and business. So everybody knew me as the bipolar girl with green hair and a terrorist for a dad. They talked about him nonstop on the news like he was just this monster. Humans were terrified of him. But really all I could think about was the fact that he abandoned me in this shit town.

You got to know who he was, growing up? You've got that on our Lorna. She didn't know until after he died. Or after everyone thought he was dead.

I'd have preferred that. At least then I wouldn't have grown up angry at him for abandoning me with a town full of rumors.

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