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[11calls]

[Oh hey it's a video post, Alex looks quite annoyed.]

Oh what the hell! Literally every time I go around dairy today it spoils. Even if it's fine in the coffee shop as soon as I go to take a sip of my coffee it's bad. You've got to be kidding me and I'm getting a headache because I can't have my afternoon and evening coffee right!

Is anyone else having this problem?

Comments

Voice: un.TheStrandInstitute

[nobasisinfact]

[He sounds amused. Very amused.]

It seems someone is doing my work for me.

[11calls]

I'm pretty sure this qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.

[nobasisinfact]

Perhaps it's the Sphere's way of telling you to cut back on lactose and caffine.

[11calls]

You know just as well as I do I only put lactose in my coffee in the afternoon and evening. It's not like I do a lot of dairy or anything.

And if it wanted me to cut back on the caffeine it would have made the coffee bad. It's fine until I add the dairy.

[nobasisinfact]

Then I suppose you'll have to find a different reason.

[11calls]

Is this because I laughed at your suits?

[ferrokinetically]

Can't say I've had a problem with my dairy. Kinda sounds weirdly specific to have happen. [ Is she drinking coffee right there in this video....maybe... ]

[11calls]

This is so weird. I’m definitely blaming Richard. I don’t know how but it’s his fault.

[ferrokinetically]

[ She laughs. ] Feels justified to me. Not really sure who else there is to blame.

[11calls]

No idea. So, blaming him. Guilty until proven innocent.

[She's 90% teasing.]

[ferrokinetically]

Isn't it meant to be the opposite? Innocent until proven guilty?

[11calls]

Not when it comes to him and my coffee, no.

[wasinnocent]

Guess this place has moved on from projecting our memories to just causing minor inconveniences for us.

[11calls]

This is more than a minor inconvenience for me though.

[Yes, Alex is grouchy. There’s blood in her caffeine delivery system.]

[wasinnocent]

You'd classify this as a major inconvenience?

[11calls]

I definitely would.

[Someone doesn't sleep and needs her coffee, okay?]

[wasinnocent]

Guess whoever or whatever did this really must know you then.

[11calls]

I mean, it's not as if I'm ever really that quiet about my coffee addiction, but I'm definitely thinking I know who did it.

And he definitely knows about my coffee thing.

Audio | UN: MsCarol

[becauseyouhaveto]

My dairy's good. Have you tried any alternatives? Soy, maybe?

[11calls]

I’m not a fan of soy. I guess I can try almond milk.

[She sounds dubious though.]

text; un: TheFunOne

[morethanatrickster]

How thoroughly revolting. And annoying. You have my condolences.

[11calls]

I know you're making fun of me with the condolences, Loki but thank you.

[morethanatrickster]

It seems a trivial thing to mourn is all, but should a culprit come to light, I'll be sure to bring them to justice.

[11calls]

Oh really?

[Alex sounds amused.]

And what does bringing him to justice entail.

[Because Alex thinks she knows who it is.]

[morethanatrickster]

I've no idea. What do you believe to be a suitable punishment for curdling milk?