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[Oh hey it's a video post, Alex looks quite annoyed.]

Oh what the hell! Literally every time I go around dairy today it spoils. Even if it's fine in the coffee shop as soon as I go to take a sip of my coffee it's bad. You've got to be kidding me and I'm getting a headache because I can't have my afternoon and evening coffee right!

Is anyone else having this problem?

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I know you're making fun of me with the condolences, Loki but thank you.

It seems a trivial thing to mourn is all, but should a culprit come to light, I'll be sure to bring them to justice.

Oh really?

[Alex sounds amused.]

And what does bringing him to justice entail.

[Because Alex thinks she knows who it is.]

I've no idea. What do you believe to be a suitable punishment for curdling milk?

Drinking said curdled milk maybe?

And how would you go about enforcing this punishment?

Bondage.

Such a rapid response. Having a craving, are we?

[That makes her laugh.]

Only for vengeance I guess.

Ah, and here I was thinking perhaps your tastes ran more entertaining than most mortals. A shame.

I mean, according to a psychological study conducted in 2015 following the release of the book 50 Shades of Grey, the amount of people who have some sort of BDSM fantasizes is between 2 and 62% with the researchers thinking that people in general tend to under-report these sort of things because of the social stigma so.

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Are you suggesting you'd like to tie up this perpetrator for vengeful love-making?

Depends on who it is, I suppose.

[Because right now, she's definitely thinking that it's Richard, so...]

Disappointing.

[What's disappointing about it exactly is up in the air.]

Oh? Why is that?

[She sounds a combination of amused and curious.]

You're normally so descriptive. It's a shame you don't have a better idea what you would do.

Well, I mean tying someone up and forcing them to drink rotten milk definitely seems to work for me.

What would you do?

Oh, there is no argument there. I was referring to other things. Pay me no mind.

Well now you have me curious, Loki.

[He chuckles mischievously.]

Oh?

I mean, you had to know that of course, being that I'm me, that saying ' I was referring to other things.' is going to make me ask about what other things.

Of course I did.

[Alex sounds exceptionally amused.]

So winding me up, I guess?

It did work.

[Alex's laugh is fond, because she does in fact like Loki.]

You're an ass you know.