video, un: ponine

[jondrette]

Bonjour!

[Eponine is bright on the screen, smiling so bright her dimples are visible. She stands behind a bar, a colorful display of bottles behind her.]

With help of my dear Robb, we have opened up a tavern! I hope you will all come celebrate with us at the grand opening of Le Gavroche. It is named for my little brother, you see, at Robb's suggestion. There are many drinks here- though they are not yet the fancy mixed kind I have seen. Those, I shall have to learn in time. But there are pints and glasses of wine to be had, warm bread for all who seek it!

There are also shots.

We will have an opening night party, as well, and you are all invited! I would like my new friends there, to see what we have done. And I will show you how we party in Paris!

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ooc: there will be a mingle log put up for this in a few days!

Comments

audio, un: garbageman

[badimpression]

So just like a quick question, but is this event gonna be age restricted?

audio; un: ponine

[jondrette]

The bar is named for my brother, who is only ten, and there is no restriction in France, nor in The North. I see no reason, m'sieur.

[badimpression]

Sweet! Nice to see a lady who doesn't discriminate around here!

[This little shit is about to try and pinch as many shots as he can, and likely learn in the process just how disgusting he finds them.]

[jondrette]

A lady!

Oh, I like you, p'tite. What is your name?

[Yeah, enjoy. Until she gets a strong talking to about ages of alcohol consumption and she argues that she's French and there's no drinking age in France.]

[badimpression]

Name's Richie! [and then he adds, with a terrible fake French accent:] Bonjour, mademoiselle!

So what name do I drop at the bar?

[jondrette]

Bonjour, m'sieur Richie! [His accent is awful, but she laughs all the same, always one for odd humor.] You may call me Eponine, there is no need for formalities.

text; un: s.uris

[stantheman]

No.

No alcohol for you.

i dont even know what to say

[badimpression]

i swear to god dont fuck this up for me or ill train your bird to shit in your hair

[stantheman]

Archimedes won't listen to you.

[badimpression]

thats what you think. im a natural bird charmer. caw caw cheep cheep

[stantheman]

He'll bite your nose.

audio; un: vegas

[architector]

[Even though the response is voice only, the smile can be heard.]

I have a vague memory of how one parties in Paris, but I welcome the reminder.

[jondrette]

I will be happy to show you!

Robb will be showing us how the nobility of the North party.

[architector]

Intriguing. I can't wait.

text; un: gar

[garrrr]

That sounds like it is going to be pretty awesome. Count me in.

text; un: antari

[bloodwords]

I am very interested to see what a party would look like in Paris. I have not been able to venture further than the Londons.

text; un: ponine

[jondrette]

There are more than one London?

[bloodwords]

Yes.

[jondrette]

I only know of the one

[bloodwords]

Most people only know of one.

text; un: s.uris

[stantheman]

You really don't want to let Richie (or Eddie) drink unless you want your tavern to be emptied out when they get even more obnoxious than usual with their bickering and then throw up on everyone and everything.

Re: text; un: s.uris

[jondrette]

Do children not regularly drink here?

[stantheman]

They don't.

[jondrette]

Why? We drink once we are weaned from our mothers breasts, in France. Where are you from?

[stantheman]

It's not like that at all where I'm from or here.