audio: marshes

[gristle]

Okay so I'm looking for easy and simple cooking recipes that don't take a lot of time.

[She doesn't have the focus for time.]

And if you're going to ask me why I as a girl don't already have 'em, don't. Because I will punch you in the face and I am getting really good at it.

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[itsnothingpersonal]

I do, yes. There are several establishments in the merchant dome.

[Though it's likely someone is going to catch wise about his skipping out on his tab eventually, seeing as they all have individualized implants in their brains.]

Otherwise, I do know how to make porridge.

[He does, actually, have an idea how lame that is.]

[gristle]

Yeah, there are. But even that can get tiring.

[Which is one of the reasons she goes for food and Richard's and did at Aaron and Eric's.]

Why do you know how to make porridge?

[itsnothingpersonal]

So can starvation.

[Loki doesn't know what asking for help is, and no one's offered, okay?]

Because sometimes things pull you away from home, and you have to make do with what you can find.

[gristle]

You could find porridge but you couldn’t find like... box mac and cheese?

[itsnothingpersonal]

The last time I was on Earth for any sort of adventure, they hadn't yet invented boxed instant meals. Also, they sound disgusting.

[gristle]

They're not bad if you make 'em the right way.

How old are you>?

[itsnothingpersonal]

I find that highly unlikely, but perhaps you can prove me wrong.

A little over a thousand, by Earth reckoning. Why?

[gristle]

Cause you said before convenience food, and it's been around a long time.

[A long time to a fourteen year old anyway.]

You have to add things to em to make them good. Like real cheese, and milk and spices and stuff.

[itsnothingpersonal]

A hundred years, give or take, on Earth at least.

...that seems to defeat the purpose of "convenience" food.

[gristle]

It isn’t hard. I’ve been doing it since I was a kid.

[beverly honey you are still a kid.]

[itsnothingpersonal]

I didn't say it was hard. I said it was redundant.