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[gristle]

Okay so I'm looking for easy and simple cooking recipes that don't take a lot of time.

[She doesn't have the focus for time.]

And if you're going to ask me why I as a girl don't already have 'em, don't. Because I will punch you in the face and I am getting really good at it.

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[itsnothingpersonal]

As a girl? Is such a collection a prerequisite?

[gristle]

Depends on who you ask. Not me, obviously.

[itsnothingpersonal]

Obviously. I suppose you're afraid everyone's going to tell you it's women's work and you should already know, is that it?

[gristle]

Here? Only a little. If I was hope it's a different story.

But I really would punch someone for being an asshole.

[itsnothingpersonal]

Where I come from, women are just as capable as men. Humans assume differently.

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[customplates]

Hey, Bev. I'm sure Eric's left something around here if you want to stop by.

[gristle]

I was planning on it later for dinner.

[With dinner, it's a plan thing.]

[customplates]

Well, how about you come over, and we can figure it out together.

I...guess I need to, too.

[gristle]

Okay. I'm still gonna try and get recipes though.

[customplates]

Okay. I mean, I can guarantee you're better at it than me.

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[minus1twin]

I don't think being a girl means you need to know how to cook.

[Wanda knows how to cook a little but that had been a life time ago. Nowadays she lives off of pizza or whatever premade food she can purchase.]

Have you thought about making stews? They aren't fast but its easy and it makes a lot of food. You can microwave the left overs which is quick.

[gristle]

Nah, not really. I haven't really thought of anything. Normally I just eat other places but...

[But Eric is gone and she's not going to get into that.]

[minus1twin]

I can show you.

Otherwise I'd suggest finding the number to the pizza place around here.

[gristle]

That would be cool. I'm Beverly. Who are you?

And I already know all the takeout spots, but it's not the same thing.

[Not really family dinner./small>]

[minus1twin]

Wanda. Maximoff.

[She hasn't had a family dinner in a long time...]

It's nice to meet you Beverly.

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[nobasisinfact]

Anyone who thinks that being a woman automatically makes you inclined to cooking should be forced to eat Alex's cooking.

I have quite a few dishes I could teach you to cook. Is there a reason you need them?

Private.

[gristle]

I think you're trying to make me a murderer, Richard.

[But way more seriously and somberly:]

Eric's gone. He cooked for Aaron.

Re: Private.

[nobasisinfact]

[Richard lets out a heavy sigh.]

Bring him over.

Re: Private.

[gristle]

I can try. He's really messed up, Richard.

Re: Private.

[nobasisinfact]

So I should send Alex away.

[Unless he wants hugs and badgering. This is Aaron, he might want hugs and badgering.]

[ubbe]

Nothing I know how to make is quick.

[ Cooking over a fire in olden days rarely was quick. ]

[gristle]

Thanks, but it's not helpful then. Also I don't wanna stand over a fire that long. You know me, I'd get bored.

[ubbe]

You probably wouldn't like Viking food very much either.

[gristle]

Why? What's it like?

[ubbe]

It is very plain and simple in comparison to most of the food here.