thesphererp | video| un: polaris

[ If the first question you have when you see Lorna is "does she spend all her money at Hot Topic?" then you're asking the right questions. She's got on an asymmetrical leather jacket with metal spikes on the sleeve, black leather pants with straps that kept her collection of metal knives secure, and bright green hair from root to tip. The green theme is one she's clearly fully on board with. Accenting the bright green hair she's also got some deep green lipstick on and sparkling green nail polish. To fully tie it all together she's also wearing a metallic green headpiece. Nobody can ever say she's not coordinated. ]

Hello fellow inmates. Since I'm brand new here I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Polaris. [ Every word she speaks is practically dripping with sarcasm and she's got an equally sardonic smile to match. ] Just wanted to see how everyone was doing in our beautiful underwater prison today. [ Because that is exactly what it is. A prison. Nobody was going to convince her otherwise without some damn impressive skills. For a moment she looks like that might be all she actually has to say. Then she leans back and folds her arms over her chest. ]

Actually, I've got a question. I've been looking through these archives and looks like some of you have been here a long time. I get it, it's got some nice amenities. Love the view. But I gotta ask, how'd you all just collectively give up on trying to find a way out? [ And with that question she does, rather abruptly, end things there. ]

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Good. Happy we settled that at least.

[ She laughs. Can't help it. ]

A slot just showed up at your doorstep?

Hardly. How would it knock? It was in my bed.

How would it knock? Asking the important questions there. It is a lot more logical that it'd have just appeared in your bed.

[Dude, she knows it's funny to ask that. And he feels like he's won a prize there.]

And yet, it did. And a book telling me how to take care of it, and part of my dome was converted into a habitat for him. And there was a picture for Mom.

Someone had to give it to you. But why are they handing out sloths?

There's only one Speedy. So they're not just handing them out. And I think it's supposed to be a lesson, or perhaps a comment on 'slow the fuck down'.

Maybe this place doesn't like me running around fast? I try to keep it under Mach 2, you know, just for respect.

A sloth lesson. Sure, I've heard of weirder things. [ Not really. But she might as well go with it. ]

Or it's just an ironic joke the place is playing on you.

Ironic jokes are things that I can deal with. Because Speedy is good to me. And he's the perfect pet.

I can tell you must be a really great sloth dad.

Best sloth dad in the whole of the domes.

[Also worst. And only.]

All the other sloth dads will be jealous of you.

Damn right. All the other sloth dads best get up to my level.

Think you could find one of those mugs with #1 sloth dad on it?

I very seriously doubt it.

Maybe I'll try and make you one. You'll deserve it.

Maybe I do. A really big one. Green with silver text.

I appreciate the dedication to green. [ A+ choices ] I'll look for one.

I'm a green magnus. We stick to our color guns and give no fucks about people's opinions.

[Which mostly means they hide it a LOT better.]

Damn right. Green and proud.

The Red Magnuses are just the most dramatic, right?

Exactly. More dramatic and less family oriented.

Woah, Wanda loves family. And Billy wants kids. It's just Grampneto that's like that.

He's the only one I know. Or don't know. Sounds like you know your worlds version of him a lot better than I do.

We went on a quest once. Me and B and Grampsneto. We picked up Pietro on the way. We were looking for Mom.

Sounds like fun family bonding time.

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