UN - Maresh

[unbreakable_king]

[Good Afternoon all, Rhy has arrived and is smiling into the camera, his smile warm and he hopes as charming as he can manage. The right sort of look from your publicly elected council member. He hopes.]

Good afternoon all, Rhy Maresh here, one of your council representatives. I'm reaching out today with a few requests for ways you can assist me in helping you as a member of your council.

First, I'm looking to bring to the board a way to improve part of our welcoming procedures. There may be others, like me, who came to this place and had trouble adjusting due to world differences or technology gaps. I believe that we might benefit from something akin to a deeper introduction to how adjusting to this world can be. The things they can do, the things they can try, how to approach technology and warning them of the darkness that sometimes overwhelms us. So my first question is this.

If you could ask two questions when you first arrived here that were not covered by Max, Laurie, and Annie's normal introductions for us, what would they be. Anything from 'where is there good food' to 'do we have to work' to 'but WHY is the Network a thing' works. I'll try and gather the most useful and spread out ones to help create a lovely little briefing packet. Or does that seem silly?


The second question is this.

I have heard of something recently in my reading. It was called a 'Talent Show'. Can anyone explain it to me? And is it popular enough that it might be to public interest for a little celebration?

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Voice: un.TheStrandInstitute

[nobasisinfact]

No.

[It's a final and decisive no. No talent show, Rhy. NO. TALENT. SHOW!]

[unbreakable_king]

Oh, if it isn't he of the smoky voice. How is Alex doing?

And no, you aren't going to assist me in questions you might have asked upon arrival, or no you don't know what a Talent show is or no you don't know how to explain it?

[nobasisinfact]

[He can probably hear the eyerolling.]

Don't open the idiocy of a talent contest.

[unbreakable_king]

[Oh yes, he's familiar with the tone. In fact, one could say Richard should compete against Kell for the best one.]

Ah, so you know what one is! You should tell me.

[nobasisinfact]

[He'll do better than that. He'll show Rhy the worst talent show ever.]

[unbreakable_king]

Oh no, Richard, you're silent. Have I caught your tongue?

[nobasisinfact]

No.

[unbreakable_king]

Could I?

[nobasisinfact]

Could you what?

[unbreakable_king]

Catch your tongue.

[nobasisinfact]

You already know the answer to that.

[unbreakable_king]

Yes, but the thought of it is captivating.

[nobasisinfact]

You're insane.

[unbreakable_king]

Am I, thought? Or am I just enraptured in that voice?

[nobasisinfact]

I think you're simply trying to be annoying.

[unbreakable_king]

I need not try. My brother says I just achieve.

[nobasisinfact]

I advise restraint.

[unbreakable_king]

I have never attempted restraints before, but it is worth considering.

[nobasisinfact]

Please do.

[unbreakable_king]

I'll find only the finest silk scarves to tie you up in.

[nobasisinfact]

No.

[unbreakable_king]

Oh, so we're going for courser? Let's see... Wool?

[11calls]

See, the problem here is that you're assuming that he doesn't like to be the one doing the tying up.

[nobasisinfact]

Don't.

[The word is more of a low growl.]

[unbreakable_king]

Oh that is SO MUCH BETTER. You lucky lucky woman.